Top 5 Weird Words:
1. Continuum
2. Argute
3. Err
4. Quixotic
5. Tree
Top 5 ‘I Wish I Hadn’t’ Moments:
1. Asked my orthodontist if I could keep my braces in a jar.
2. Took a ‘Furbee’ (those things never shut up) to a west end show.
3. Greeted that girl with “wow that’s a huge spot”… She might have been a good candidate for a friendship.
4. Tipped up what I thought was one of those liquid timers at my Auntie’s house, turned out to be my Cousin’s beloved sea monkey colony. Mass hysteria ensued.
5. Just ran upstairs with a tooth brush in my mouth… Vom.
Top 5 People I Want to Have a Dinner Party With:
1. Virginia Woolf
2. Lady Gaga (/Kathleen Hanna it’s a toss up)
3. Rasputin
4. Sarah Palin (mostly to throw food at)
5. Tracey Emin
Top 5 Things I Wish I’d Made With My Bare Hands:
1. The gas mask bra
2. The telescope for invisible stars
3. TV Teddy
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. The seven ‘new and improved’ deadly sins
