Sunday, 28 March 2010

He that fights and runs away, may live to fight another day.

The chances of ever finding a scanner suitable to put this in are slim so... webcam it is. Behold my watercolor version of Aaron's fight club face:

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

Feeling Rich?

Because I really wouldn't mind having this and boy oh boy am I broke.

Words That Describe the Current State of My Face:

1. Congested
2. Bunged
3. Clogged
4. Blocked
5. Jammed

Tuesday, 16 March 2010

a quote from Sylvia Plath

"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I’m neurotic as hell. I’ll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."

Amidst all the usual shit you get tagged in daily on facebook, there is an odd picture of you and your friends that you are going to love and keep forever and it will restore your faith once more in social networking.

A list of things currently wrong with me:

1. I have dyed my hair ginger.
2. I feel like I have swallowed two golf balls.
3. I can't make a run for it out of the country until July.
4. I'm broke.
5. I'm still jealous/bitter.
6. I am running out of clean knickers.
7. My scanner is just not big enough.
8. I have to walk around town like a guilty 14 year old because I lost all forms of ID.
9. I have misplaced my Ipod and I am having DoodleJump withdrawal symptoms.
10. I spend 80% of my days whining about whining.

On the flip side:
1. I love my mum.
2. I have cold leftover chow mein in the fridge.
3. I have found a app for my Ipod Touch.
4. Kiah gave me the gift of paracetamol.
5. Winter is over. The sun has got his hat on.
6. I have a newly rearranged and tidy room.
7. I have quit all of my addictions.
8. I have 4 unread novels to look forward to.
9. 'All About Eve' is on Film4 this afternoon.
10. Sony have dropped Jedward.

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Conversations with Jane pt II.

Gemma-Lilly: I'm pretty much a leper.
Jane: Isn't that a midget?
Gemma-Lilly: A lepper is not a midget! It's like slang for a person who has leprosy.
Jane: I thought it was the man with the gold.
Gemma-Lilly: Do you mean a leprechaun?

Monday, 8 March 2010

Holly. Envelope Sketch.

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Conversations with Jane pt I.

Jane: What other space things do you know? Like space words.
Gemma-Lilly: Comet?
Jane: That's a reindeer!