Saturday, 30 January 2010
Sunday, 24 January 2010
Monday, 18 January 2010
This is Your Wake Up Call
Is the word ‘alarm’ actually spelt like that? Is it even a word? It just doesn’t look right to me after 3 sleepless nights… I have noticed that all these words pop up on my Ipod when my ‘alarm’ goes off (not sure if it’s purely because I am always only partly conscious when this happens) and I’m pretty sure none of them are part of the english language… for some reason “alarm”, “snooze” and “slide” are just confounding to me when strung together.
Last minute artistic rush ins are really becoming a joke now. I hate looking like a dumbo cause I have unfinished shit and decided to write about my project at 4am the night before… IF I even manage to get that done. Third lazy spell round and I’m pretty sure this time I have humiliated myself into never doing this again.
Behold my caffeine shaking, blood shot eyed, sleep deprived, stress induced epiphany. No more.
So I will hand in my meagre excuse for a portfolio, cross my fingers, vow to never go out again, eat my leftover pizza and then “snooze”… Schnooz, snoooose? Sleep.
Monday, 11 January 2010
Thursday, 7 January 2010
A List of My Obsessions:
1. Peter Pan.
2. Circles.
3. Goats.
4. Sylvia Plath.
5. Clavicles.
6. Awkward family photos.
7. Marks & Spencer's ready meals.
8. Winona Ryder.
9. Blood/bruises/scars.
10. Novelty headgear.
Monday, 4 January 2010
Friday, 1 January 2010
New Years Resolutions
1. Say yes to caffeine.
2. Say no to alcohol induced vomiting.
3. Be less embarrassing.

Photograph by Ellis Parrinder for The Guardian
If you told me I could stop David Tennant from getting the axe as Doctor Who by chaining myself to him like a member of greenpeace would do for a tree, I'd have been right in there - but since seeing Matt Smith in the spring 2010 promo and in the role for 4 minutes during the finale he looks like he might not be so bad after all... even if he does have a face like a shriveled prune...